[Arthur Streeb-Greebling]

Anartic and Aloomi-num for example.
Daft twunts.

[Arthur Streeb-Greebling]

Poh-Lice.

[theraven1979]

Skedule went it should be schedule.


Jim

[LAFOLIE]

Ah, I have the same Christmas crackers!

[henry moore]

see hugh was right its to do with smaller brains!!!!

[Freddie Laker]

What about the double R pronunciation problem.
Mirror becomes "Mere"
Terror becomes "Tear"
And the poor old Squirrel is just a "Squirl".

[suchi]

lieutenant or lieutenant
bro’chure or brochure
address or ad’dress
laboratory or la’boratory

Curka Curla or Coca Cola

Damn fools!

[Alias]

I had a mate, Barry, who worked on the cruise ships out of Florida and the
Septics just couldn’t get their tongues around his name for some reason.
“Hi, I’m Barry.”
”Berry?”
“No, Barry.”
“Berry?”
etc.

He told me that one time he was asked by a typical yank couple whereabouts the staff slept on the luxury liner when it was out at sea, and as a joke replied, “Oh, they send a helicopter out for us every night and take us back to the mainland.”
He thought nothing more of it until the same passengers were leaving the ship at the end of the cruise and had handed in a complaint form, asking for some sort of financial remuneration. Their complaint read,
“The cruise was fine, except for being rudely awoken very early every morning by the staff helicopter returning.”

[Alias]

For my sins I watched one of those Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares from the US the other week and when he asked what was in the "Fresh Tomato Soup" he was told by the waiter, "Bay-zil"
Scathingly, he instantly, and correctly, replied, "Oh, you mean Basil."

[PaulinLondon]

Someone I have met on a few brief occasions over the years, sometimes comes out with, "Big in Americor".

[droopsnoot]

Last time I went to the US, many years ago, I went on Continental Airlines, and every one of their staff managed to make the name into a word with only three syllables - always "Con-nen-al". It was all I could do not to correct them.

[Never to look back]

It's the way God Planned Them

[The Nosferatu]

semmmi aloominum tooobs


sorry im PAYtronising them.