PaulinLondon
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Brother Yellowcake UF6"Thousands of rail passengers endured travel chaos after a major station had to be closed following a bridge accident.
Debris fell on to railway tracks in the accident on Wednesday (yesterday) night, leading to the closure of Liverpool Street station in London.
A National Express East Anglia train hit the debris but no-one was hurt".
Are you ok Brother 
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paulinblack
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Was the debris the wrong type of leaves ? 
Paul
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Claireinblack
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Hope Mr Cake is ok
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Niki Wu
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Me Too 
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Organ Grinder
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Just spoken to our demon of the siemen (geddit?)...... and he's fine! Yeah, yeah, yeah, sounded pucka as it goes. Said our concern had bought a lump to his trousers (I think he meant throat?) but, anyway, he's cool. Fink he was a bit more concerned that his son had got two, count 'em - TWO girls in his bedroom at the time...
Proper. 
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yellowcakeuf6
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Thanks Paul and everyone. Jamie, good to talk to you, (we really must get round to organising that 'Shoreditch triangle' jaunt..... )
Yup, no probs up my end. Was meant to spend today familiarising meself with the Orient Way sidings in Stratford, seeing as Thornton's Field is closing due to some sort of major sporting event happening in the area in 2012.  Couldn't go cause of the cancellations, so spent 3 hours in the messroom playing pool, before trundling off to the golf course....(careful Alias.... a man's gotta have a hobby!!!!! ).
Must confess, for the past couple of months, that bridge has looked a bit like a car on a Liverpool council estate, i.e. a bare skeleton propped up on bricks...!
As for the boy..........trying to drum it into his swede for what seems like the best part of 5 years....."Remember son, always use a sheath on your old fella!" "Ferfexake Dad.......this is 2008 not 1978!!!!" 
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Organ Grinder
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"Cars, Stranglers and burdz eh mate! What more cudja want?!"
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Alias
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 Glad to hear it
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PaulinLondon
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Glad all is well YellowMaster.
Tres, tres bon, like.
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Freddie Laker
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| yellowcakeuf6 wrote: | trundling off to the golf course....(careful Alias.... a man's gotta have a hobby!!!!! ).
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Careful Mr Cake, I'd say - last year I took a lot of grief in the name of golf. Will be out there tomorrow at the undulating loveliness of Royston - give us a wave next time you're passing on the King's Cross line, and spare a thought for the hardy golfers climbing "Cardiac Hill" in the rain and gale force winds. 
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Organ Grinder
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I took a lot of grief in the wallet whilst frequenting a particular local gentlemans club whilst fizzy last night. Made the lap dancer piss herself when she started gyrating over my limp cock with:
"Ya got more chance of raising the Titanic than my pecker tonight luv" 
Scratched a seedy itch and blew away some cobwebs tho!
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Claireinblack
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| Organ Grinder wrote: | I took a lot of grief in the wallet whilst frequenting a particular local gentlemans club whilst fizzy last night. Made the lap dancer piss herself when she started gyrating over my limp cock with:
"Ya got more chance of raising the Titanic than my pecker tonight luv"
Scratched a seedy itch and blew away some cobwebs tho! |
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Organ Grinder
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I tell yer what tho - one of 'em fancied me!!
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Alias
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| Organ Grinder wrote: | | Made the lap dancer piss herself when she started gyrating over my limp cock |
I hope you gave her an extra tenner for that, you filthy bugger.
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Organ Grinder
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£20 actually. No golden showers but she did get her shaven twot out and almost rubbed it up my.... errr... we'll leave it there eh. 
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Claireinblack
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| Organ Grinder wrote: | | £20 actually. No golden showers but she did get her shaven twot out and almost rubbed it up my.... errr... we'll leave it there eh. |
Definately too much information....
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Alias
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Not for me
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Niki Wu
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| Organ Grinder wrote: | | £20 actually. No golden showers but she did get her shaven twot out and almost rubbed it up my.... errr... we'll leave it there eh. |
I'm assuming it wasn't your...errr..... flaccid member OG.
Seeing as you've already tiptoed over the boundaries of decency you might as well elaborate.
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Rodney Blackstaff
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Organ Grinder
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Well I was treated to a full frontal close up usually the reserve of yer best Harley Street gynaecologist. Mind you, wouldn't have dabbed a digit up there - I swear I saw teeth! 
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Claireinblack
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| Organ Grinder wrote: | | Well I was treated to a full frontal close up usually the reserve of yer best Harley Street gynaecologist. Mind you, wouldn't have dabbed a digit up there - I swear I saw teeth! |
Oh my word.......
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Organ Grinder
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| Claireinblack wrote: | | Oh my word....... |
Yes, I think I did utter words to that effect...
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Claireinblack
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| Organ Grinder wrote: | | Claireinblack wrote: | | Oh my word....... |
Yes, I think I did utter words to that effect... |
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PaulinLondon
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Alias
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gizzard
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Not seen him on here for quite a while.
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Claireinblack
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Wasn't he having some trouble with his computer ????
Where are you Sir Cake ??????
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ravenlunatic
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I fear that we must face the sorry fact that he may have had such a miserable time in rain swept Cornwall, and faced with the probable disappearance of Switzerland and her neighbouring states into a black hole, and all this coming on top of Mr. Sewers recurring mouse problems, he could stand it not a moment longer and has retired to the study with his loaded service revolver.
Poor chap, I shall miss him, though he will be forever imortalised as the man who coined the phrase "70's pubes"
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PaulinLondon
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| ravenlunatic wrote: |
Poor chap, I shall miss him, though he will be forever imortalised as the man who coined the phrase "70's pubes" |
Quite.
Coupled with, something along the lines of, ".....just off for an Ertha and then I'm going to listen to "Feline".
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PaulinLondon
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Organ Grinder
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He is alive and well... must have internet connection of sorts because I've seen him elsewhere in cyberspace!
Maybe he's just not as interested in posting here at the mo...
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Claireinblack
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| Organ Grinder wrote: | He is alive and well... must have internet connection of sorts because I've seen him elsewhere in cyberspace!
Maybe he's just not as interested in posting here at the mo... |
At least he's ok
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yellowcakeuf6
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yellowcakeuf6
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I got threatened with deletion from the MESH owners club forum, after mentioning that The Stranglers, 74-08 were much more succesful than Senor Cornwell. I love both of the parties equally. What was I meant to say?
MESH........................(just don't feckin do it!)
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gizzard
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| yellowcakeuf6 wrote: | I got threatened with deletion from the MESH owners club forum, after mentioning that The Stranglers, 74-08 were much more succesful than Senor Cornwell. I love both of the parties equally. What was I meant to say?
MESH
Nice to see you back fella.
MESH........................(just don't feckin do it!) |
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Claireinblack
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Welcome back Yellowcake !!!!!
What's all this about Mesh then ??
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PaulinLondon
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See you on tour Mr. Cake.
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