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| Arthur Streeb-Greebling |
Aren't Women Great?Look at what they can do, some can keeps Bee's and even play Guitar!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZBuzbe9xCo&feature=related Are there any other things Women can do? |
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| Alias |
Re: Aren't Women Great?
You sexist pig! You expect us to write "starting arguments" or summit, don't you? I'll have you know that most woman are perfectly capable of doing almost as much as men, on the whole, and sometimes almost nearly as well too. Probably. |
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| Alias |
I disagree on the guitar bit though.
Mibee PJ Harvey, but the rest of them? Nah. |
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| Arthur Streeb-Greebling |
Re: Aren't Women Great?
So what's so wrong with being a Sexy Pig huh? 
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| Arthur Streeb-Greebling |
PJ is alright, nowt special though just a strummer, no baps either. |
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| Arthur Streeb-Greebling |
An excellent multi-task in progress -
A Woman on the Phone whilst telling the time. 
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| Arthur Streeb-Greebling |
Women can't work on Cars though
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| Alias |
Nah, I reckon she's got her name written on her hand in biro, like. |
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| Claireinblack |
Guys,
Now come along.... It is a well known fact that women can multi-task with ease. And as for car maintainance....... That's one of the two reasons we have men around..... 
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| Alias |
Ah, but the difference is that men can multi-task without the aid of cheap disco biscuits, or any other drugs, Claire. |
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| Claireinblack |
What are disco biscuits?????? |
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| Arthur Streeb-Greebling |
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| mabus |
On a more serious note - please watch the public service film below
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU |
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| adam_neil |
Two reasons? Are you sure Claire.. 
Mowing the lawn and getting a round of drinks in surely makes three! Adam |
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| Paul |
q. how many women does it take to change a light bulb?
a. none, they can learn to cook in the dark. q. why did the woman cross the road? a. who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen. q. what do women and washing machines have in common? a. they both drip when they're fucked.
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| gizzard |
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| Arthur Streeb-Greebling |
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| Organ Grinder |
Why do wimmin have smaller feet than men?
So they can get closer to the sink. |
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| NMH1965 |
It beats using the handbrake though! 
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| Claireinblack |
I can do those if i really have to....... 
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| Arthur Streeb-Greebling |
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| Organ Grinder |
Love the new Dragons Den piss take: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmNd1uguGaY
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| Niki Wu |
That's no woman that's Steve Tyler from Aerosmith with a wig and couple of strategically placed melons....tuhhh!!! |
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| Claireinblack |
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| Georgie |
What would you think about a women who could?
Some can, but do we still class as human? |