ravenlunatic
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AliasSo where the feck is he?
Snowed in? Dead? Taken up a life of crime and currently on the run?
Got all the numbers on the big rollover and now slowly forgetting all about us as he suns himself on his private yacht in Monaco harbour?
 
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Claireinblack
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Not confined to the bathroom i hope.........
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ravenlunatic
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Or just got pissed of with endless references to his digestive system and deeply regretting starting the whole thing by telling everyone about it in the first place?
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Claireinblack
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Could well be..
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Frank Castle
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Still alive and well,was out for a few beers with him about 3 weeks ago.
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PaulinLondon
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Sent him a text message from the boozer at about 9.30 last night. No response.
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The Strangler
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I went to get my wheelie bin in from around the back lane behind my house yesterday lunchtime and there was no sign of him.
Might narrow the hunt down a bit....
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Frank Castle
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| PaulinLondon wrote: | | Sent him a text message from the boozer at about 9.30 last night. No response. |
Paul the sod never turns on his bastard phone.....wears the battery down,you know what us tight Scotsmen are like!
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PaulinLondon
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| Frank Castle wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Sent him a text message from the boozer at about 9.30 last night. No response. |
Paul the sod never turns on his bastard phone.....wears the battery down,you know what us tight Scotsmen are like! |
Frank,
He never returns my text messages. Well, sometimes but it is rare, a bit like "Genetix" in the live set list. 
If you see him, tell him we love him and that he is missed.
His farts in London were never an issue. 
Until my rabbit nearly died........ 
Paul
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Frank Castle
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He never returns mine either Paul,probably no credit on his mobile(tightwad)
But rest assured next time I see or hear from him, I will pass on your best regards mate.Which will hopefully be the 29th if he goes to The Lurkers gig.
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yellowcakeuf6
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Aye. Tell him he's a 'picture thieving pikey get!' from me n'all while you're about it mate.
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Organ Grinder
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Nice to see a waft of interest from people here regarding Alias.
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gizzard
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Yes where is he 
It's just not the same without him and very un-like him 
Gives me a chance to catch him up in the post count though.
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PaulinLondon
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Many thanks for your message Frank.
Tell him to get his act together and get his bum cheeks back on this Forum.
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Claireinblack
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| gizzard wrote: | Yes where is he
It's just not the same without him and very un-like him
Gives me a chance to catch him up in the post count though. |
Get in there Gizzard......
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gizzard
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| Claireinblack wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | Yes where is he
It's just not the same without him and very un-like him
Gives me a chance to catch him up in the post count though. |
Get in there Gizzard......
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Claire you are naughty.
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Frank Castle
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Maybe his computer has been repossessed,or he hasn't been paying his broadband bill.
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Claireinblack
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| gizzard wrote: | | Claireinblack wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | Yes where is he
It's just not the same without him and very un-like him
Gives me a chance to catch him up in the post count though. |
Get in there Gizzard......
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Claire you are naughty.
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That could have been 6 posts.......
thinking of your post count.
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PaulinLondon
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He's alive.
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gizzard
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| PaulinLondon wrote: | He's alive.
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PaulinLondon
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| gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | He's alive.
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Claireinblack
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| PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | He's alive.
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Alias
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Thanks for the, erm, concern.
Looks like I'm going to see The Lurkers then.
It's true about the phone though. I only switch it on when I have to use it.
I saw Ringo Starr on Jonathan Ross' show the other week, and JR was berating Ringo for not having a mobile phone.
"I've got one," says Ringo, "I just don't turn it on."
"Well, where is it?" Asks Ross.
"Back in the hotel room" is the answer.
Ross is apoplectic, "WHAT! Well that's the whole point of mobile phones, Ringo!"
"I'm here," Ringo explained "What do I need a phone for?"
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Claireinblack
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Glad you are ok Alias
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PaulinLondon
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| Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ?
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gizzard
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| PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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PaulinLondon
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| gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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Both.
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gizzard
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| PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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Both. |
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Niki Wu
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You can phone me too during the gig tomorrow night if you like.
Bill Wyman's in town tomorrow night but at £24.50 a ticket he can bugger off too. Besides I'm on a double birthday celebration girls night out.
PS Alias where were you?
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Arthur Streeb-Greebling
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Good Evening Mr A.
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Alias
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| gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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Both. |
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Deffo!
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yellowcakeuf6
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| Alias wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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Both. |
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Deffo! |
If I can escape the clutches of the incessant chief bridesmaid..... , I'd appreciate a tinkle. (It'll make a pleasant change from the birdie song or owt by Racey!!!!)
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PaulinLondon
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| yellowcakeuf6 wrote: | | Alias wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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Both. |
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Deffo! |
If I can escape the clutches of the incessant chief bridesmaid..... , I'd appreciate a tinkle. (It'll make a pleasant change from the birdie song or owt by Racey!!!!) |
Practically no signal from within the Opera House. Sorry I could not ring.
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gizzard
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| PaulinLondon wrote: | | yellowcakeuf6 wrote: | | Alias wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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Both. |
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Deffo! |
If I can escape the clutches of the incessant chief bridesmaid..... , I'd appreciate a tinkle. (It'll make a pleasant change from the birdie song or owt by Racey!!!!) |
Practically no signal from within the Opera House. Sorry I could not ring. |
Me neither! 
Could'nt reply to YCUF6's text either. 
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PaulinLondon
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| gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | yellowcakeuf6 wrote: | | Alias wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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Both. |
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Deffo! |
If I can escape the clutches of the incessant chief bridesmaid..... , I'd appreciate a tinkle. (It'll make a pleasant change from the birdie song or owt by Racey!!!!) |
Practically no signal from within the Opera House. Sorry I could not ring. |
Me neither!
Could'nt reply to YCUF6's text either. |
The mobile phone coverage in Buxton was poor to say the least. Got next to nothing within the Opera House and the only time I got something resembling a decent signal was when I stood on the toilet seat in my hotel bedroom, phone in hand, held high towards the top of the window. Felt like James Bond scanning for bugs.
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Alias
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| PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | yellowcakeuf6 wrote: | | Alias wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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Both. |
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Deffo! |
If I can escape the clutches of the incessant chief bridesmaid..... , I'd appreciate a tinkle. (It'll make a pleasant change from the birdie song or owt by Racey!!!!) |
Practically no signal from within the Opera House. Sorry I could not ring. |
Me neither!
Could'nt reply to YCUF6's text either. |
The mobile phone coverage in Buxton was poor to say the least. Got next to nothing within the Opera House and the only time I got something resembling a decent signal was when I stood on the toilet seat in my hotel bedroom, phone in hand, held high towards the top of the window. Felt like James Bond scanning for bugs. |
And I bet it made your night mate
Here, one question- why were you trying to phone me from the bog?
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PaulinLondon
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| Alias wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | yellowcakeuf6 wrote: | | Alias wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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Both. |
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Deffo! |
If I can escape the clutches of the incessant chief bridesmaid..... , I'd appreciate a tinkle. (It'll make a pleasant change from the birdie song or owt by Racey!!!!) |
Practically no signal from within the Opera House. Sorry I could not ring. |
Me neither!
Could'nt reply to YCUF6's text either. |
The mobile phone coverage in Buxton was poor to say the least. Got next to nothing within the Opera House and the only time I got something resembling a decent signal was when I stood on the toilet seat in my hotel bedroom, phone in hand, held high towards the top of the window. Felt like James Bond scanning for bugs. |
And I bet it made your night mate
Here, one question- why were you trying to phone me from the bog? |
I suddenly got the urge to speak to you.
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Alias
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| PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | yellowcakeuf6 wrote: | | Alias wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | gizzard wrote: | | PaulinLondon wrote: | | Alias wrote: | Thanks for the, erm, concern.
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Ring you during the opening number tomorrow night ? |
Is that at the gig or the first song in the Indian
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Both. |
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Deffo! |
If I can escape the clutches of the incessant chief bridesmaid..... , I'd appreciate a tinkle. (It'll make a pleasant change from the birdie song or owt by Racey!!!!) |
Practically no signal from within the Opera House. Sorry I could not ring. |
Me neither!
Could'nt reply to YCUF6's text either. |
The mobile phone coverage in Buxton was poor to say the least. Got next to nothing within the Opera House and the only time I got something resembling a decent signal was when I stood on the toilet seat in my hotel bedroom, phone in hand, held high towards the top of the window. Felt like James Bond scanning for bugs. |
And I bet it made your night mate
Here, one question- why were you trying to phone me from the bog? |
I suddenly got the urge to speak to you. |
Come to think of it, I did get a bit of a weird phone-call at the weekend.
Just a lot of heavy breathing and the odd, grunted cuss-word thrown in every now and then.
It's all starting to make slightly worrying sense now...
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