[PaulinLondon]

Solitaire : "James".

James Bond : "What is it Darling ?"

Solitaire : "I think I know who The Sensitive Six are".

[theraven1979]

Solitaire : "James".

James Bond : "What is it Darling ?"

Solitaire : "This crack in the ceiling reminds me of the pain I felt when Hugh left the band back in 1990".

James Bond: "Great....I guess a shags out of the question?!......Fuckin Stranglers! - My Walther PPK has gone off half cocked"

[Alias]

The Saint: I know it's generally acceptend that I'm the worst Bond, apart from maybe that Aussie one, but seriously love, this has never happened to me before

Solitare: I think that's your taxi outside, loser.

[BazinBlack]

[quote="PaulinLondon"]


Bond: Tell something that will really get me going.

Solitare: They will open with Sewer on the next tour.

Bond: What!, ooops sorry, that will wash out of those sheets.

[Claireinblack]

I like Baz's version the best !!!!!!

If only...........

[theraven1979]

Solitaire : "James".

James Bond : "What is it Darling ?"

Solitaire : "Solitaire is a game best enjoyed on your own, so fuck off"

[/quote]

[andyinblack1]

james: you remember last night?

solitaire: yes

james: were you faking it?

solitaire: no, i really was asleep

[PaulinLondon]

Solitaire : "James. Can I ask you another question ?"

James Bond : "Of course. What is it darling ?"

Solitaire : "Why wasn't I selected for the "No Mercy" video ?"

James Bond : "I've told you this before. Your left ear is full of wax. Look at it. It's a a fucking disgrace".

[suchi]

Solitaire : "James"

James : "What is it darling ?"

Solitaire : "Pull my finger"

[theraven1979]

M: "When you pull your finger James, it will detonate a stench so bad that it will completely render your enemy helpless"


Jim